To be fair, however, the “pre-launch” casino that is there now is not at all what the finished product will be. it’s sort of the poor trailer park version of the above. Let’s just say Kings Mountain Two Kings Casino is not Monte Carlo, Las Vegas, or even a Mississippi river boat. I am not a big gambler, but I have been to Casinos in Nevada, including Las Vegas, and to casinos in the Bahamas (cue James Bond music here) and to other states that offer gambling. So one afternoon recently a buddy and I decided to go see what the hubub was all about.